it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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