yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You were trust falling into bushes
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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