3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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