Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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