you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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