dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
