used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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