He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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