you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I need a beard to bite.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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