I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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