If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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