Small penises have feelings too.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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