so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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