id be glad to
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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