Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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