WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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