Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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