But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dick very happy bro
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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