You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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