he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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