But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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