You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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