Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
