Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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