did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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