the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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