Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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