I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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