Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Damn victory sex feels great
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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