yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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