You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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