just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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