My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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