Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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