Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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