This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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