The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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