Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
