If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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