Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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