i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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