hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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