I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
