Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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