I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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