on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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