I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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