Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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