Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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