The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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