Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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