Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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