Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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